Rules for Ex's~
1) you're an ex for a really good reason...Just because we can't get along DON"T TRASH ME TO OUR KIDS..I'll do the same....Its called "RESPECT".
2) what goes on between you and me....is like LAS VEGAS...It stays between us..DON'T drag the kids or our friends and family OR THE NEW GIRLFRIEND IN THIS
3) REMEMBER THEY ARE OUR KIDS.....
4)Please remember to do their homework,feed them and bathe them before you bring them home on YOUR Wednesday nights......I do this the other 4 days, you can handle it for 5 hrs
5) when the kids are punished..they are PUNISHED ON YOUR WEEKENDS TOO..Its called A UNITED FRONT!
6) when the judge says pay child support & 50/50 of the kids expenses..Please Don't Act like I'm Blackmailing you......Hello,THEY ARE YOUR KIDS TOO..REMEMBER??? there's rent/food/utilities/clothes/etc etc....I don't have a money tree and you are not being taken advantage of...THEY ARE YOUR KIDS
7) Don't bring the new girlfriend around our kids til you are sure the relationship is going someone other than the bedroom..Having sex w/ the girl does not constitute a RELATIONSHIP....THINK WITH YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR PENIS...
8) Don't brag about your YOUNG girlfriend/wife..YOU SOUND AND LOOK STUPID TO YOUR KIDS (NOT TO MENTION EVERYONE ELSE)
9) Don't say "I'm not taking the kids EVERY WEEKEND/EVERY OTHER WeeKEND..this is NOT Negotiable.."THEY ARE YOUR KIDS TOO" REMEMBER!
10) remember if you are stupid enough to put your words in writing then I'm smart enough to keep copies so I can show the kids when they are grown...I DID NOT KEEP YOU FROM THEM....
11) stop trying to hurt me ...we're done..the only ones you are hurting is OUR KIDS...
12) YES I hate you but you will never hear me say that to our kids..its immature and sounds vindictive
13) stop acting like an A$$....we don't allow OUR kids to act that way so STOP IT!
